View Guitar Chords for The assumption song - chords ver. 1
Each chord should be strum twice (including the intro), the time signature is 3/4 and should feel similar to a waltz "1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3..." Intro: CThere wasC an old farCmer Who livedC on a rocGk He sat iGn the meadGow Just Fshaking his FCist at some Cboys Who were Cdown by the Gcrick Their Gfeet in the Gwater Their hFands on their CMarbles and Cplaythings And at hCalf past Gfour There cGame a young Glady She Flooked like a CPretty young Ccreature She Csat on the gGrass She Gpulled up her dGress And she Fshowed them her CRuffles and Claces And Cwhite fluffy Gduck She Gsaid she was Glearning A Fnew way to CBring up her Cchildren So Cthey would not Gspit While the Gboys in the Gbarnyard Were Fshoveling CRefuse and Clitter From yCesterday's Ghunt While the Ggirl in the Gmeadow Was Frubbing her CEyes at the Cfellow CDown by the Gdock He Glooked like a Gman With a Fsizable CHome in the Ccountry With a Cbig fence out fGront And if he Gasked her polGitely She'd Fshow him her CLittle pet Cdog Who was sCubject to Gfits And maGybe she'd lGet him Grab hFold of her CSmall tender Chand With a Cmovement so Gquick And tGhen she'd bend oGver And Fsuck on his CCandy, so Ctasty Made Cof buttersGcotch And Gthen he'd spread Gwhipped cream All Fover her CCookies that Cshe had Left Cout on her Gshelf If you Gthink this is Gdirty You can Fgo fuck yourCself!