View Guitar Chords for Constipated - chords ver. 1
Intro :Dmi, FUh huh Cextra cheeseDmi, FUh huh Csave a peice for meVerse:Fpizza, party at your house Dmi went, just to check it out Bnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came Fjust us eating all alown Dmyou said take the pizza home Bno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i facedPRE®:Bb pizza all day, and every dayDmcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Bb and i sure dont care, for irregularities Ctel(letl me it, ring)®::DmWhy'd you have to and make me B, Fso constipated Ccouse right now id do Dmanything at all to get my boB, Fwles evacuated Cin the bathroom Dmand i sit, and i wait,B and i strain and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh, Gmi, Bb, (let, it, ring)should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigatedNo no no Verse 2:Fi was, feeling pretty down Dmtill my, girlfriend came around Bwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say Fin fact, i just thought i might Dmpop the, question there that night Bi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is mePRE®:Bb who would have guest, her family crestDmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Bb and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me Ctel(letl me it, ring)®::Dmhow was i supposed to know thaBt we were both reFlated Cbelive me if i Dmnew she was my cousin we nevBer would have datedF Cwhat to do now Dmshould i go ahead and Bpropose and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes Gmand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolBler(letated it, ring)No no noFNo no (no no) DmNo no (no no) Bb No No (no no) CNo...Verse3:Fi had, so much on my mind Dmi thought, maybe id unwind Btry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guidePRE®:Bb said not to stand, but thats a demandDmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Bb and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see Ctel(letl me it, ring)®::Dmwhy'd i have to go and get mysB, Felf decapitated Cthis really is a Dmmajor inconvenience oh man iB, F really hate it Csuch a drag now Dmi cant eat, i cant breBath, i cant snore i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt Gmspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustratedB, (let, it, ring)oh noDmwhy'd i have to go and myself Ball mutilated F Ci gotta tell you Dmlife without a head kinda maB, Fkes me irritated Cwhat a bummer Dmi cant blink, i cant cBough, i cant sneeze but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now Gmive never been the same since my head and me were sepBera(let, it, ring)tedNo no no