View Guitar Chords for The perfect woman - chords ver. 1
The Perfect Woman - Bo Burnham Capo on first fret; Standard Tuning Intro G D Em C G D C GGShe was the peDrfect woman EmIn every single waCy GShe made the suDn shine brighter CAnd all my cares go awaGy GGShe was the peDrfect woman EmShe was a gourmet cheCf GThey say that loDve is blind CWell, it's also deaGf GCuz Helen Keller was the pDerfect woman EmAnd no one understCands GJust how taDlented CShe was with her haGnds (Uhhhh)GGod made her the pDerfect woman EmI was the finishing toCuch GShe was the peDrfect woman CShe didn't talk so mGuchGShe wanted to nDame the kids EmSo I finally leCt her GIt turned out hoDrribly CChewbacca coulda done Gbetter (Chewbacca noise)GBut I guess it was Dalright EmWe had a boy and a giCrl GJust me and HeDlen CHARHAR anGd Earl^ (Nasal sound)GCuz Helen Keller was a mDiracle worker EmI was her one man Cshow GI could walk aDround the house naked CShe wouldn't even knoGwGHelen Keller was my pDerfect woman EmI was her only neCed GShe didn't mind the ziDts on my ass CIt gave her more to reGadGGave her more to read C It gave her more to reaEmd It gave her more to reDad (let D ring) G It gave her more to read GGave her more to readC It gave her more to readEm More to read D (let D ring) G More to readGRead poisoCn ivy She readEm acne She read herDpes (let D ring) G She read it all GShe read goosCebumbs She read Emblisters DEven read a baskGetballGHelen Keller was my pDerfect woman EmBut I don't think she Ccared GI played this sDong for her CShe just sat there and stGaredGShe was still my pDerfect woman EmI was sort of a mCess GI asked her to mDarry me She saCid "G;YEAHAHOEH!" ^ (Throaty sound)I'm going to hell