View Guitar Chords for Ballad Of A Thin Man - chords ver. 1
BmYou walk into the room BmaddA#With your pencil in your hand Bm7You see somebody naked And you E7say, "Who is that man" GYou try so hard But you Em7don't understand DJust what you'll say When you get Bmhome CHORUS: BmBecause something is happening here But you Ddon't know what it is Gmaj7Do you, Mister BmJonesYou raise up your head And you ask, "Is this where it is" And somebody points to you and says "It's his" And you say, "What's mine" And somebody else says, "Where what is" And you say, "Oh my God Am I here all alone" CHORUS:Because... You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, "How does it feel To be such a freak" And you say, "Impossible" As he hands you a bone CHORUS:Because... BRIDGE:BmYou have many contacts Bm7Among the lumberjacks To Gget you facts When someone attacks your imagiBmnation But nobody has any respect Bm7Anyway they already expect you GTo just give a check To Em7tax deductible charity organizaA7tionsYou've been with the professors And they've all liked your looks With great lawyers you have Discussed lepers and crooks You've been through all of F.Scott Fitzgerald's books You're very well read It's well known CHORUS:Because... Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you And then he kneels He crosses himself And then he clicks his high heels And without further notice He asks you how it feels And he says, "Here is your throat back Thanks for the loan" CHORUS:Because... Now you see this one-eyed midget Shouting the word "NOW" And you say, "For what reason" And he says, "How" And you say, "What does this mean" And he screams back, "You're a cow Give me some milk Or else go home" CHORUS:Because... Well, you walk into the room Like a camel and then you frown You put your eyes in your pocket And your nose on the ground There ought to be a law Against you comin' around You should be made To wear earphones CHORUS:Because...