View Guitar Chords for Avant gardener - chords ver. 1
GI sleep in late GAnother day FOh what a wonder COh what a waste. GIts a monday GIts so mundane FWhat exciting things CWill happen today? GThe yard is full of hard rubbish its a mess and FI guess the neighbours must Cthink we run a meth lab GWe should ammend that GI pull the sheets back FIts 40 degrees CAnd i feel like im dying.GLifes getting hard in here GSo i do some gardening FAnything to take my mind Caway from where its sposed to be. GThe nice lady next door talks of green beds FAnd all the nice things that sheC wants to plant in them GI wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. FSunflowers, bean sprouts, sCweet corn and radishes. GI feel pro-active GI pull out weeds FAll of a sudden CIm having trouble breathing in.G D C Bb F G D F Bb C (x2) G G F CGMy hands are shaky GMy knees are weak FI cant seem to stand COn my own two feet GIm breathing but im wheezing GFeel like im emphysem-in FMy throat feels like a funnel Filled with wCeet bix and kerosene and GOh no, next thing i know GThey call up triple o FId rather die than owe the hCospitalTill I get oldGI get adrenalin GStraight to the heart FI feel like Uma Thurman Post-Coverdosing kick start GReminds me of the time GWhen i was really sick and i FHad too much psuedoefedryn and i CCouldnt sleep at night GHalfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent FHes probably wondering what im doing gCetting in an ambulance GThe paramedic thinks im clever cos i play guitar FI think shes clever cos she sCtops people dying GAnaphylactic and super hypocondriactic FShouldve stayed in bed today CI much prefer the mundane. GI take a hit from GAn asthma puffer FI do it wrong I was Cnever good at smoking Gbongs. Im not that good at breathing Fin Im nCot that good at breathing Gin Im not that good at breathing Fin C