View Guitar Chords for Weed card - chords ver. 1
Intro {D,G,D,G}
EveDryone knows marijGuana's dangerous.
MedDical pot is reaGlly strong.
That's wDhy it's so hard in CGalifornia,
to gDet your weed card,
unlGess something's reDally wrongG. {D,G,D,G}
GoDnna pay a visit Gto my doctor.
ItD's a long shot but I goGtta try.
She haDnds me a list of aGll the illnesses DI can have to qGualify.
A (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
A GoveDrnment suGpply to get leDgally hGigh.
REFRAIN:
WEmeed card,A that's what I nDeed
harGdly ever OEmK alwAays but iDt's not an
aGddiction cause Emmy doctor gave Ame,
D
A prescription.
{G,D,G}
Verse: {D,G,D,G}
YDou can get your card for haGving headaches, bDad dreams, or aGnxiety,
esDpecially for drugs or alcGohol, anoDrexia or obGesity.
Too fDat too tGhin either wDay you wGin.
HDeart dome syndrome, coGlor blindness st-Dstuduring, t-Gtooth decay.
FatDigue, depression, moGtion sickness, imDpotence, or TGMJ.
A (A)
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
It's a drDeam come tGrue, there's nothing Dpot can't Gdo.
REFRAIN:
WEmeed card,A that's what I nDeed
harGdly ever OEmK alwAays but iDt's not an
aGddiction cause Emmy doctor gave Ame,
D
A prescription. {G,D,G}
Break it down now,Dm Got back pain need Mary Jane,
{Dm}
cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
{Dm}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
Get fAm***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
which is swFmajeaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
It's nDot a crGime, it's worth tDwenty tGimes.
REFRAIN:
WEmeed card,A that's what I nDeed
harGdly ever OEmK alwAays but iDt's not an
aGddiction cause Emmy doctor gave Ame,
D
A prescription.