View Guitar Chords for Nitro burning funny bong - chords ver. 1
"Nitro Burning Funny Bong" by GWAR I got frustrated with nobody having tabs for this song. it took me a long time to figure it out, and it's definately better than nothing. there are two guitars, but this is good for jamming along with it, or for an easy live show. the second one just solos mostly. where it has 2 "E"'s in a row, play 022xxx as the first one and then x799xx as the second. also, an easy way to do the quick fill at the end of the verses is to just hammer the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it. Tabbed by stenyxx. Intro riff: E-11b12-| (repeat A lot)EAhhh...sBweet yC#outh G# A The joys oG#f beF#coming aF# teG#enaF#ge prEostitute EOr in my caBse a bC#looG#d-cArazC#ed BglaBdiC#atoBr F# E Til I got sEtuck on this planet and got D#hooked on the weed and the Ecrack and the booze and the piBlls and the speed And the Esex and the mud and blD#ood and the shit LC#et's all go and hBitENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong EJust one Ehit, your lC#ife goes wErong ENitro-bEurning C#funny bEong EAnother sEtupid C#stoner sEongFat and lame The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed By a bong, and a schlong Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees A swarm of narcotics could get me through this My manager's gonna be pissed I'm talkin' 'bout the Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bongEOh, can you tBake it EOh, do a mBonster EOh, can you dBeal with it' B (palm mute) We won't respect you unless you get high with the boysE B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# EE(gBuiC#tarG# 2 AreG#peaBt BthC#rouBghF# neExt verse until "I'm sucking...")ENow I'm oD#ld ETrapped in my cell as I cBultivate mold EIn the twilight of my years C#I am still a drug aBddictEI'm sucking all night long on a tBen foot bong EMoistened with lotion, C#wrapped in a saBrong. YEou know I live like a kBing But I act like a faC#ggot B EOnce was a warrior, nD#ow just a sponge EHigh all the time got a dBick like a muskellunge EMy glorious destiny D#it turned to shit C#Can I get another hBit'From the nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Oh, can you take it' Oh, do a monster Oh, can you deal with it' We won't respect you unless you get high with theENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong BNitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bongEOh, can you tD#ake Bit EOh, do a moD#nsterB C# B G# F# E