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Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads... I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies. Transcribed by Rodan [email protected]F#I've got an ugly Aface, With Espots all over the Bplace, F#I haven't got any Amates, EAnd me clothes have gone Bout of date. F#I go to the pub on me Aown, And I Edrink me orange alBone, F#I sit and stare at the Acrack, But Ethey just Bturn their backs,I G#want to chat them C#up, But I F#stare at me Bfeet, And G#then I go C#home and I F#beat me Bmeat, G#I'm dead C#shy about the F#size of me Bdick, DAnd chips and gravy make me sick,F#I'm a failure with Egirls I don't know C#why, C#He's a failure with Bgirls He don't know F#why, F#I'm a failure with Egirls They're so unC#kind, C#He's a failure with Bgirls They're so F#unkind, F#I'm a failure with Egirls They make me C#cry, C#He's a failure with Bgirls They make hI'm F#cry, F#Only wish I could Esay that I don't mBind.F#A Macc Lad said "Sonny Atake note", And he Epoured a pint of bitter down me Bthroat, It were the F#first pint I ever Ahad, And I Echanged to a Breal Macc Lad, Me F#clothes started looking dead Aflash, I got a Etattoo and a moustBache, And me F#car got a go-faster Astripe, And Enow I pull crack Bevery night,And IC#'m not F#weak anymoBre, Cause me C#dick measures F#three foot Bfour, So C#don't you F#call me wBimp, Cause it's G#three foot four even C#when it's limp.F#I'm dead macho with Egirls I never C#fail, C#He's dead macho with Bgirls he nevers F#fails, F#I'm dead macho with Egirls cause I sup C#ale, C#He's dead macho with Bgirls cause he sups F#ale, F#I'm dead macho with Egirls thanks to E. C#Lees, C#He's dead macho with Bgirls thanks to E. F#Lees, F#Only wish that I Edidn't have BVD.