View Guitar Chords for Theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just havent thought of it yet - chords ver. 1
**Due to the unorthadox nature of the song and the non-reliance on guitar/chords, this is giving me trouble. I am not used to writing tabs, but I am posting what I have so far the hopes that someone will see this incomplete version and assist me with finishing it. If you can help, my email is (stigmakiller[at]hotmail.com). Here is what I have so far. Obviously I am not looking for ratings because it is unfinished.** Artist: PANIC! AT THE DISCO Song Title: "There's A Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Of It Yet" Album: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out STANDARD TUNING: EADGBE [X] = Open Chord [000000] * = unfinished section Update: On the suggestion of a comment, I have changed the notes to sharps. Sounds more but I will continue my work on this tab until it is a good version for acoustic guitar. [VERSE 1]D#Please leave all overcoats, canes and tC#ophats with the doorman. FrF#om that moment you'll be by yoursB#elf and underdressed. I'm wBrecking this evening already and lB#oving every minute of it. C#Ruining this banquet for the mB#ildly inspiring enBd.D# (hammer/palm-mute) When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-whiteC#pinstripes, wC#hoa-oh. EveB#rything goesA A - coBrd - iG#ng - tF#o - plD#an.[CHORUS]D#I'm the new cancer, nevC#er looked better F#you can't staB#nd it. And you sB#ay so under your breB#ath you're reading liBps "when didB he get all confident'"*Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer' *I've never looked better and you can't stand it. Transition: B# B# B#-B#-B-B-[X] [VERSE 2] *Next is a trip to the- the ladies' room in vain and, *I bet you just can't keep up with, with fashionistas and *Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign *I bet to them your name is cheap, I bet to them you look like shhh...D#Talk to the mirror. OhC#, choke back tears! And keep teB#llin' yourself that:*"I'm a diva."D#Oh and the smokes in that cC#igarette box on the taF#ble they just so hB#appened to be B# B B# B# B# [X] B laced with ni - tro - gly - ce - rin[Repeat: "I'm the new cancer"] [BRIDGE] (slow strum)D#Haven't you hC#eard that I'F#m the new canB#cer I've B#never looked bBetter and yD#ou can't stand it.[OUTRO]And i knD#ow, and i know, it just doesC#n't feel like a night ouF#t with no one sizing you upB#. I've never bB#een so surreptiBtious so of course I'll be dD#istracted when I spike the punD#ch.I love the song and wish I could play it all. My email is at the top if you have corrections or can help me finish the chords. Credit for tablature goes to Andrew McLaughlin, and of credit for the song goes to Panic! At The Disco. Thanks.