View Guitar Chords for Resident enis halloween song - chords ver. 1
The song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB2ns7sT8ww&t=91s No capo needed, standard tuning All chords used: C F D G Cm G# Fm C# A# D: = Dodger M: = MarkCChapter 54, page one Fhundred and five Create a Dhellhound antidote and keep your Gvictim alive It says to Ccover one eyeball and... the Fother one too D: What Gfor? That's what the book says to CdoWe'll need a Cpile of raisins and a Fmagical word I like to Duse the term "Linguine" 'cause it's Gpretty absurd And once we've Cfound ourselves some raisins, pour them Finto a shoe Then flick your Gear - that's what the book says to dCo!We have to Firon a cactus, stick a Cbee up your nose And then we'll Geat a plate of flapjacks, draw some Cfaces on toes We'll all hold Fhands until they're sweaty, we'll prDetend we can fly And if we Gdon't - we'll die! (I made that part up.)(Here, hold this! M: It looks diseased)Now you Ctake a creepy baby doll and Fshake it all around Then you Dshriek like a weasel while you Gflail on the ground And once we've Cdone that for two hours, throw that Fbaby down the stairs Then we'll Ghit each other with metal CchairsD: I'm Chaving second guesses about this Fspell-casting stuff M: Okay, I Dfound a couple tutus... That's not Gnearly enough! Next we'll Cscatter someone's ashes as we Fthrow a parade And then we'll Gsit and have a séance while we're Cplaying Old MaidCWear a big hat FDrink from this jar M/D: DNone of this song makes sense so Gfar (I hope I have some chickens left!)M: I don't Cmknow what he's up to, but it's certainly weird D: He keeps G#asking for toenails M: And a Gleprechaun beard! D: I don't Cmthink we should trust him, he's completely insane M: And all the G#nonsense we're doing seems exGpressly inane D: We shouldFm totally kill him! M: Yeah, it seems like you're right D: I mean, he C#looks pretty puny... M: Won't be Cmuch of a fight D: We can F#sneak up behind him! M: Drive a stake through his heart! D: Do your Cworst! M: Ladies Cfirst! M/D: If C#you won't impale him, then Enis will start a new Cverse![Kazoo solo] F A# G C F A# C FWe've gotta A#whittle a pickle, eat some Fparmesan cheese and then we'll Call watch a movie "OHF NO NOT THE BEES" And next we A#take out the garbage Summon hFellbeasts from space And then, Gwhen the portal closes pull his sleeve up to expose his wounded Carm and kiss your friend's dead face!Let's exFpel our space-bound hellbeasts And we'll A#take out the trash We'll watch a Gflick and eat some cheese And cut a Cpickle and dash Inside to Fplay kazoo and wear a hat Use A#metal chairs like baseball bats And Gflail and fly and A#paint all your FtoeDs We'll eat some Gflapjacks and stickA# bees in yourF noD- uh, never mind We'll grab a Gshoe to fill with snacks and flick your Cear with sneak attacks and scream "Linguine!" to the max so here it Fgoes!