View Guitar Chords for Story of my life - chords ver. 1
Gm E/A Am Pinocchio: (Speaking):AmLife is disaE7sus4/Bppointing E7 AmWoe is what I E7sus4/Bknow(Singing):C7Outed by my noseF, D7that’s just how it goGmes E7 For poor Pinocchio! A BmStory of my F#mlife, Bmalways doomed to F#mfail, A7Cheated by a Dfox, C#7Swallowed by a F#mwhale. D That’s thE7e story of my lifAe, C#7/G# oh F#7 yeah D That’s thE7e story of my lifD7e. AElf: (Yelling):AmStrife is never E7sus4/Bending E7Peter Pan:AmBanished! From the E7sus4/Btown E7Ugly Duckling:C7They dragged my from the FmpondGodmother:The D7broke my magic GmwandThree Little Pigs:E7 They blew our condos down! F#7 Eadd2/G# Am6 F#7/A#Wicked Witch:BmLife, is but a F#7sus4/C#witch hunt F#7Mama Bear:BmMamas in the mud, Mamas F#7sus4/C#in distress F#7Gnome:They D7ridiculed my GmhatPigs:Zey E7said zat vee vere Amfat!Wolf:They F#7tore my cott’n granny dress And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D#All:BmStory of my F#mlife, Bmbooted from the F#mball A7Told to go DawayHumpty Dumpty:C#7Toppled off a F#mwallAll:D That’s thE7e story of my life A F#7Rabbit:D That’s thEsus4e story of my life A C#7All:D That’s thEe story of my liD7fe A(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned) Cm/G Ddim/G Cm/G Ddim/G G7 C#m G#7 All:C#mI always dreamed I’d get F#ma hapC#7/G# - py F#m endingWitch:C#7And this right here, F#mnot how it goesF#7!All:Eb7I always dreamed I’d get aAbmn evEbm/G - er Abm/Cb aft - Abmer, Eb7 If this is it, it blowsAbm! It blowsGb7! It blowsB!Pinocchio: (Yelling): This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana! Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# All:CmStory of my Gmlife, Cmall the wasted Gmprayers Fm7All the Bb7broken Ebmaj7dreams, A7Three Bears:D7All the broken GmchairsAll:G7All the damage CmdoneBears:AAll the busted DmbedsAll:B7All the shattered EmbowlsBears:D7And the porridge on our GheadsAll:Eb That’s thF7e story of my lifBbe, D7/A yesG7 sir Eb That’s thF7e story of my life Bb Fm6/Ab Oy G7Vey! Cm7 That’s thF7e story of mGmy Ebm Gm Ebm Bb life!Pinocchio: Crap!