View Guitar Chords for The grandmother song - chords ver. 1
CBe courteous, kind, and fGorgiving G7Be gentle and peaceful eaCch day C7Be warm and human andF grateful GAnd have a good thingC to say CBe thoughtful and trustful and optGimistic G7Be witty and happy anCd wise C7Be honest and love all your neigFhbors GLive in a swamp and be three diCmension CBe obsequious, purple and clairvoyGantCBe sure to stop aGt stop signs G7And drive fifty-fCive miles an hour C7Pick up hitchhikers fFoaming at the mouth GAnd when you get home geCt a master's degree in geologyG7Be pompous, obtuse and eat Ccactus C7Be dull and boring and omnipFresent GLook forward to things you Cdon't know about C7Put a live chicken in your uFnderwear GGet all excited and go to a yCawning festival(Ladies only) CNever make love to GBigfoot (Men only) HG7ello, my name iCs Bigfoot (Everyone) C7Put a live chicken in your Funderwear GGo into a closet and sCuck eggs