View Guitar Chords for Confessions - chords ver. 2
Confessions Key: Bb Transcribed by Alex Scherer 31/1/13 Enjoy another fantastic piece of the one and only Tiiiim Minchin! ------------------------------------------------------------------- This first movement is called: Feminism VERSEI believe that women have tEbhe right To Fwalk the streets at night And Dmnot be afraid for their lives GmI believe that a woman has the right To choose what happens to her body Without suffering the judgement Of the conservative right And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like Without being treated like dirt And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic As the measure of a woman's worth BRIDGEI'm ashaEb7med on behalf of my sex Dm For making women feCm7el likeF objects BbCHORUSFuck I love boobs though, I just rEbeally lFove them Bb Fuck I love boobs though, I just wEbanna ruFb them Bb Dm They're just so jooby, they make mEbe feel groovy F I would Dmrather watch boobs than a Gmmovie Eb F Bb/Gm Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.And this second movement is called: Poverty (altruism) VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm) I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Whether they are rich or they're poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself Even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok That the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb) I'm sure I could give a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor. CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb) Fuck I love boobs though I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub, be Doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs The third movement: Enviromentalism VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm) I believe the that planet we live in Is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume We can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb) The world's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb) Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They're equally fun When they're aged 21 Or octogenarian They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap, be Doop be doo I just really love boobs OUTRO Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions Designed to tempt men in situations When they can't get a glimpse of your bum I find such hypotheses dumb It's like the one that saysEbLipstick is for making yourF lips look more Like the Bblips of a happDmy vaGmginaSince they sEbaid that I can't Ebmlook my great aunt In the Feye DmWhy'd they have to say that, oh Gmwhy?From that Ebfirst little suck of Dmcolostrum To the gEbrope of the the nurse in the oDmld people's hostel We're jCmust fuckDming Ebmonkeys Ebdimin FshoesAnd BbI Gm Eb Will Falways love Bbboobs Gm Eb I will EbalwFays love BbboobsThis is as accurate as I could get it. Comments are welcome! Cheers :)