View Guitar Chords for Thank god for girls - chords ver. 1
[VERSE 1]The Amgirl in the pastry Gshop with the net in her Dhair Is making a caFnnoli for you to Amtake on your hiking Gtrip In the woods with your Dbros that you’ve known sinFce second grade And youAm may encounter dragons oGr ruffians and beD called upon To eFmploy your testosteAmrone In a battle for suGpremacy and access Dto females Fglued to the TV Am And even if you are Gvictorious you Dmay receive many cuts, Fbruises, and scrapes And you willAm require band aids and Gantiseptic ointments And Dtender loving kisses on your Fstab wounds and Amwhen you come home She Gwill be there waitingD for you with aF fire in her Ameyes And a Gbig fat cannoli to Dshove in your mouth And that's Fwhy you[CHORUS]Thank AmGodG for Dgirls F Holla JAmesu ChriGste D F From Tennessee to La Thank AmGodG for Dgirls F On your Amreckoning Gday You better Dbow down and Fpray She’s sAmo biGg She’s sDo stFrong She’s Amso enGergetic in heDr sweaty ovFeralls Thank AmGodG for Dgirls F[VERSE 2]Am I'm so glad I got a Ggirl to think ofD even though she isn'tF mine Am I think about her all the Gday and all the night it's eDnough to know that she's aF-live She says I Amgive her sweaty palms she Galmost had a heart attack D The truth is that I’m just aFs scared I don’t know how to act Am I wish that I could get to Gknow her better But meeting Dup in real life would cause the iFllusion to shatter Am I carved her name into Gall the trees D Sang a song down Fon one knee Am Looking at the underGwear page of the Sears Dcatalog like when FI was 14 Am I’m leGvitating like Da magnet turned thFe wrong way around I’m like aAmn Indian Fakir trynaG’ meditate on a bedD of nails with my pants pulFled down[CHORUS]Thank AmGodG for Dgirls F Holla JAmesu ChriGste D F From Tennessee to La Thank AmGodG for Dgirls F On your Amreckoning Gday You better Dbow down and Fpray She’s sAmo biGg She’s sDo stFrong She’s Amso enGergetic in heDr sweaty ovFeralls Thank AmGodG for Dgirls F[VERSE 3]Am God took a rib from GAdam, Dground it up in a Fcentrifuge maAmchine Mixed it with cardaGmom and cloves, Dmicrowaved it on the Fpopcorn setting While AmAdam was likeG “that reallDy hurts” Going off inFto the tundra,Am so pissed at GGod And he Dstarted lighting minor forest Ffires, stealing osprey Ameggs Messing with the Gbees who were trying to polliDnate the echinacea F Until God said,Am “Imma smite you witGh loneliness And Dbreak your heart in Ftwo” And AmAdam wept and Gwailed, Dtearing out his Fhair, Amfalling on his Gknees Looked to the Dsky and said“Thank God”