View Guitar Chords for Lower your expectations - chords ver. 1
[Verse]EYou want a guy that's sweet C#mA guy that's tough C#mA feminist who likes to pay for stuff AThe kinda guy that gets along with your friends BWithout being attracted to any of them EA good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy C#mA half good half bad half boy ALoves your brother sensitive but not weak and BIs a great lover calls your mother on the weekend EThen you might think thaAt this guy only exists in your mC#mind Well guess what BYou're right[Chorus]EIf you want love C#mLower your expectations a few ACause Prince Charming would never settleB for you EIf you want love C#mJust pick a guy and love him AAnd if he's got a thing for feet BSay fuck it, sweep me off them[Verse]EYou want a girl that's nice C#mA girl that's not C#mObsessed with her looks but is insanely hot AThe kinda girl that you can show to your folks BLoves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes EA real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl C#mA brand new really hot real doll AWants to impress you doesn't care if you notice BAnd only ever uses you to tickle her throat withEThen you might think that this gAirl only exists in your C#mmind BShe's real But last week She died[Chorus]EIf you want love C#mLower your expectations a lot AYou might think your dick is a gift I promise itB's not EIf you want loveC#mJust pick a girl and love her AThen whip out your dick and let the BGirl you love decline the offerEI don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob C#mOr somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job ACause I won't settle for less BThan perfect EWant perfect children, a perfect life C#mPerfect husband or a perfect wife ABut deep down I know BI don't deserve it[Mute] ButEWe all deserve love C#mEven on the days when we aren't our best ACause we all suck BBut love can make us suck less EWe all deserve love C#mIt's the very best part of being alive AAnd I would know BI'm almost twenty five