View Guitar Chords for Brett domino - gillian mckeith - chords ver. 2
Capo 2 Intro: G - Gsus4 - G Em D x2 1st Verse:GOh Gillian McKDeith, wEmhat are you doing on C'I'm a CeleDbrity'? GI sit and watch in disbDelief, as you'rEme passing out on the ground everCy night on IDTV.GWell Gilly used to say she's a doctoDr, but she doEmesn't have a CPHD, And aGpparently now she's a ceDlebrity, but she's nEmever been in Heat magazCine.Well cGlearly I'm wrong, as either Dway she's in the Jungle, But reEmcently poor Gillian, she's beCen having a bit of trouble. DChorus:Oh GGilly, why've you been so sDilly? I wouEmldn't have a balti if I dCidn't like chilli, So B7why d'ya go and do it? EveryCbody must have told ya, B7Don't go on that programme if you'veC got all kinds of phobias. GOh Mrs McDKeith, you're not gEmonna get any reClief, 'Cause the B7public seem to like causingC grief, B7 C - D So the fainting's only going to increase.2nd Verse:MGaybe it's because you lieDd about your doctorate, MEmaybe it's because you doCn't like eating chocolate, MGaybe it's because of your Dobsession with poo, MEmaybe it's because you look aC bit like a goose.MGaybe it's because you're piDssing people off, PretEmending to fall over everyC time you see a wasp. I dB7on't deny it must be hard, theC tasks they do look tricky, But B7can't you tackle them a bit more liCke that LinfordD Christie?2nd Chorus:GOh Gilly, wDhy've you been so silly? I wEmouldn't have a balti if IC didn't like chilli, So B7why d'ya go and do it? Surely Ceverybody told you, B7Don't go on that programme if you'veC got arachnophobia. GOh Gillian, Dwhy're you such a silly'un? EmFirst of all you must be gettingC paid about a million, You B7must have seen the show before - with yourC eyes so reptilian, So IB7've no sympathy you've made youCrself into a villGain. . . . . . . COh GGillian (McKeith).