View Guitar Chords for The lancashire hotpots - me psp - chords ver. 1
This is tabbed from the "Never Mind the Hotpots" live album, so I've put in Bernard's ad-lib vocals. You can use a capo on the 5th fret or just use barre chords 'centred around the 5th fret. It's made up of 3 chords D, Em7, and A. The lyrics within the speech marks are 'sung' in a 'female's' voice. The basic pattern is: D, Em7, A, D, D, Em7, A, A To get the gist of the rhythmn and chord changes, just listen to the song.ID've got a confession to make, For a Em7man of my age, Now yAoung lads play with it all the time, They Dthink it's all the rage, DThey do it in their bedrooms, When their mEm7um and dads in bed, Grown mAen like me shouldn't do it, 'Cause weA've got wives instead,I've tried taDlkin' to the wife, But she doEm7esn't understand, The pleasAure that it gives me, When I hoDld it in me hand, The lDonger I play wi' it, The Em7more it gets 'ard, EspAecially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!Bridge:DDirty! You were thinkin' about somethin' else, I can tell!DIt started one day, Em7I got a bonus from work, ATwo hundred pounds, DOh the wife she went berzerk, D'Cause she sent me down to B&Q, Em7To go and buy some shelves, ABut I spent the cash in gamestation, AAnd she played merry hell!DSee I got meself a PSP wi' a Em7couple o' great games, AAnd ever since I've bought it, DLife hasn't been the same, DWell she wants me't do the gutters,Em7 "It'd only take a day", ABut now I'm wastin' all me time playin' GTAODh me PSP, meEm7 PSP, AIt really is fantastic, DIt is the one for me, DWhen I saw it in the shop just sEm7ittin' on a shelf, A'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself, DI've tried talkin' to the wife but sheEm7 doesn't understand, DThe pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and, DThe longer I play wi'it the mEm7ore it gets 'ard, AEspecially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!DRightDBut wife is gettin' fed up now I nEm7ever come to bed, AI just sit on the sofa and pDlay fifa instead, DShe puts on sexy underwear and givEm7es me come-to-bed eyes, ABut the kid down't road I've got to beat him he's on to level five!DOh me PSP, Em7me PSP, AIt really is fantastic, DIt is the one for me, DGlad I saw it in the shop just Em7sittin' on a shelf, A'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself, DI've tried talkin' to the wife but she dEm7oesn't understand, AThe pleasure that it gives me when I D'old it in me 'and, DThe longer I play wi'it the Em7more it gets 'ard, AEspecially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!DRight, Left, left, left, left, I'm pressin' it jean, I'm bloody pressin' it!!DAnd then one night when me 'n wife are Em7cosy lay in bed, She Awhispered softly in me ear and tDhis is what she said; &Dquot;Darlin' I've been thinkin'", (whatEm7 about)? "'bout our bedroom fun", &Aquot;And the pleasure that you get, by movin just yer thumb", Dirty "D;Well I bought mesell a present" What yEm7er got? "To keep me entertained"Selfish&qAuot;I'll confess that it takes batteriesD" Oh "But I'm sure you wont complain" Right I couldn't Dthink of what she'd bought, Em7But I didn't have to guess, CAause right then she pulled it out - a nintendo D.S!DI tried talkin' to the wife and noEm7w she understands, AThe pleasure that it gives her when she 'oDlds it in 'er 'and, DThe longer she plays wi'it the mEm7ore it gets 'ard, AEspecially when shes got n' memory on 'er memory card!!