View Guitar Chords for Theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just havent thought of it yet - chords ver. 3
AmPlease, leave all overcoats, canes and Dmtop hats with the doorman. FFrom that moment you'll be out of Eplace and underdressed. I'm Dmwrecking this evening already and Eloving every minute of it. DmRuining this banquet for the Emildly inspiring and... (x2)When you're Amin black slacks with accentuating, off-white, Dmpinstripes Whoa, Feverything Egoes acGcording to Amplan.AmI'm the new cancer, Enever looked better, Amyou can't stand it. Because you Csay so under your breath. You're reading Elips "When diGd he get all confident?"AmHaven't you hearDmd that I'mF the new canEcer? AmNever looked betDmter, and youF can't standE itAmNext is a trip to the,Dm the ladies room in vain, and FI bet you just can't keep up with, (keep upE) with these fashionistas, and AmTonight, tonight you are, you areDm a whispering campaign. FI bet to them your name is "CEheap", I bet to them you look like shh...AmTalk to the mirror, oh,Dm choke back tears. And keep Ftelling yourself that E"I'm a diva!" AmOh and the smokes in that Dmcigarette box on the Ftable, they just so Ehappen to be Flaced Ewith FnitroglyceErin.AmI'm the new cancer, Enever looked better, Amyou can't stand it. Because you Csay so under your breath. You're reading Elips "When diGd he get all confident?"AmHaven't you heardDm that I'mF the new caEncer? AmNever looked betDmter, and youF can't standE it (x3)And I knowAm, and I know, it just doEesn't feel like a night outC with no one sizing you upF. I've never beenF so surrepEtitious, so of course you'll be disAmtracted when I spike the punch. (x3)