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Things you don't say to your wife Written by: Tim Hawkins Tabbed(chorded?) by Mandos G C D Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-endGThe dress you wear reminds me ofC my old girDlfriend EmAnd where'de youD get those shoes i Cthink there pretty GlameEmwould you stop tDalking 'cause im trCying to watch the gaGme(chorus)EmIf your a man who wGants to live Ema long and happyG lifeEmthese are the things yoDu don't say to your Gwife.GI planned a hunting trip Cnext week on your bDirthday GI didn't ask you butC i knew i'de beD okEmGo make some diDnner while i watcCh this fishinGg show EmI taped it overD our old wCedding vidGeo(chorus)GYour cooking is ok but notC like mother makDes GThe diamond in the ring i Cbought you is a DfakeEmYour eyes look Dpuffy dear, areC you feelingG ill EmHappy aniverDsary i bougCht you a treaGdmill(chorus)EmIf you a man whoG doesn't want to gEmet killed with aG knife, EmThese are the things you doDn't say to yourG wife.