View Guitar Chords for A complicated song - chords ver. 2
With Capo on first fret. Intro :Am Uh huh C Gextra cheeseAm Uh huh C Gsave a peice for meVerse:Cpizza, party at your house Ami went, just to check it out Fnineteen extra larges,G what a shame knowone came Cjust us eating all alown Amyou said take the pizza home Fno sence letting all thiGs go to to waste so then i facedPRECHORUSFpizza all day, and every day Amcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Fand i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell meCHORUS:AmWhy'd you have to and make me Fso constipated C Gcouse right now id do Amanything at all to get my boFwles evacuated C Gin the bathroom Amand i sit, and i wait,F and i strain and i sweCat, and i clench and i feeGl the pain oh, Gm Bb (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigatedNo no no Verse 2:Ci was, feeling pretty down Amtill my, girlfriend came around Fwere just, so alike in every Gway, ive gotta say Cin fact, i just thought i might Ampop the, question there that night Fi was, kissing her so tenderGly, but woe is mePRECHORUSFwho would have guest, her family crest Ami suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Fand sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell meCHORUS:Amhow was i supposed to know thaFt we were both rCelated Gbelive me if i Amnew she was my cousin we nevFer would have dateCd Gwhat to do now Amshould i go ahead and Fpropose and get hCitched, and have kids withG eleven toes Gm Bb (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolleratedNo no noCNo no (no no) AmNo no (no no) FNo No (no no) GNo...Verse3:Ci had, so much on my mind Ami thought, maybe id unwind Ftry out that new rolleGr coaster ride, and the guidePRECHORUSFsaid not to stand, but thats a demand Amthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Fand stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell meCHORUS:Amwhy'd i have to go and get mysFelf decapitated C Gthis really is a Ammajor inconvenience oh man iF really hate it C Gsuch a drag now Ami cant eat, i cant breFath, i cant snore i cant beClch or yodell any more, caGnt Gm Bb (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustratedoh noAmwhy'd i have to go and myself Fall mutilated C Gi gotta tell you Amlife without a head kinda maFkes me irritated C Gwhat a bummer Ami cant blink, i cant cFough, i cant sneeze but my neCck is enjoyng a pleasant bGreeze now Gm Bb (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperatedNo no no